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Beat the Reaper

Josh Bazell’s Beat the Reaper tells the story of Dr. Peter Brown, aka Pietro Beat the Reaper“Bearclaw” Brnwa, who used to be a mob hitman and enforcer. Currently in witness protection, he knows that he can be recognized and ratted out while working at Manhattan Catholic, so he it’s only a matter of time before he has to “beat the reaper”.

Dr. Peter Brown is a cynical, dark, and deeply flawed protagonist, which is what makes Beat the Reaper such an exciting read. The book’s action takes place over the course of one day, though it recounts many events from Peter’s (Pietro’s) sordid past. A mobster recognizes him and makes a deal: keep him alive through his harrowing surgery and recovery, and he will never breathe a word about Dr. Brown’s real identity. Should he die at the hospital, Dr. Brown’s identity will be made known to all the wrong people. What happens after this is a messy, gory line of events that is even comical at times. For example, a clandestine meeting at the Russian Baths:

“I thought the idea was to keep Adam out of the mafia,” I said.

At the word “mafia,” Locano looked around.

“Don’t be a Chatty Cathy,” he said. “Even in here.”

“Mafia mafia mafia,” I said.

Dr. Brown’s narcissistic attitude (in addition to popping pills like candy) occasionally reminded me of the infamous Dr. House from House, M.D.

Overall, it was an action packed read, though not always believable— Dr. Brown’s ability to get out of every tight situation is mythically MacGyver-esque.

Note: You will eventually learn the difference between femur and tibia. Beat the Reaper is a fast paced game of Operation, and it will make you jump.

There is also word that Leonardo DiCaprio will be playing Dr. Brown in the cinematic remake. I’m wondering how the shark tank will go over.

n296917Santa Olivia by Jaqueline Carey defies description. It’s best categorized as a hybrid YA-romance-urban fantasy-thriller. I have heard excellent things about Ms. Carey’s writing and so decided to up this book on my reading list. While it is enjoyable, I didn’t find it completely believable.

Santa Olivia is located in a “no man’s land” between Mexico and the US, when it was cordoned off during a pandemic. Santa Olivia is a military outpost and the locals have no hope of ever leaving this highly secured area–in fact, the rest of the world doesn’t even know they exist. Computers, television, and other luxuries are practically mythical.

The story begins with Carmen Garron, a waitress who falls in love twice. The first time she bears her son Tommy, and the second time her daughter Loup. However, her daughter is very different–she is stronger, faster, and feels no fear–traits she inherited from her father Martin. Martin is a legendary “Lost Boy”, the victim of genetic experimentation in Haiti. He is clearly different from the other villagers and when suspicions arise, Martin is forced to leave town, though not before he explains to Carmen and Tommy what Loup will become and how to best protect her. As she grows, Tommy does his best to tell her to be careful. This involves not telling anyone about her father, and watching her actions. Loup moves preternaturally fast and must slow down in order to look like a regular person. She also has to think about consequences, since she lacks fear.

Eventually, Carmen dies, and Loup must live in the local orphanage.  She creates a sort of vigilante team, with herself doing the most dangerous feats while taking up the mantle of “Santa Olivia”, the city’s patron child-saint.

Santa Olivia is also centered on boxing, which is the only way to get a ticket out. There are regular boxing matches held by the general, and the winner is given two tickets out of Santa Olivia. Many locals try for this prize, but the story really turns when Lou begins training for it herself. There are some excellent scenes, like when Loup is finally unveiled as the “mystery contestant”:

The crowd quieted, uncertain, seeing only a smaller-than-expected figure in a vivid blue robe. She pushed back her hood. It could have been a loose white kerchief slipping from her hair.

The soldiers in the bleachers erupted in howls of laughter, hoots of derision, and catcalls of disappointment. But among the Outposters in the square, there was a hush as her name went around, its meaning dawning on them…

And on the heels of that revelation, a second significance dawned. A girl in a blue dress; a girl in a blue robe.

“Santa Olivia!” someone shouted.

Others took up the cry. “Santa Olivia! Santa Olivia!”

I thoroughly enjoyed Ms. Carey’s twist on the whole werewolf theme. Tommy affectionately refers to Loup as lou garou (french for werewolf), and she is stronger, faster, etc., but from genetic mutation rather than any sort of supernatural means.  Loup’s attraction and eventual relationship with Pilar is absolutely beautiful because it is so different from the standard, and Ms. Carey simply treats it as it should be–absolutely normal.

The downside was that I felt the characters were cliched. Tommy plays the concerned and good-natured “big brother”, becoming embarrassed when Loup unabashedly tells him she learned about sex. Loup’s coach is a gruff, taciturn man whose only love is boxing. Miguel Garza is a street-thug-turned-friend, who slowly warms up to Loup as they becoming sparring partners. Further, it was repeated over and over how Loup had to be “careful” and keep her identity secret–only to have her blab to the first kid that’s nice to her at the orphanage, who of course turns around and tells the rest of the orphans. Later, as she begins training, she nonchalantly tells both her coach and and another boxer about her big secret: “I dunno exactly..It’s some kind of genetic engineering thing. My dad was an experiment who ran away…”

Finally, Loup’s first act as Santa Olivia is vengeance for fellow orphan Katya, who is raped by a solider. I understand it would have to be something huge in order to push her (and the other orphans) towards their first vigilante act, but I thought it was a cheap way of achieving those means.

This is especially true as another act of “Santa Olivia” is to punish a dog killer. Yup, a soldier who maliciously killed a dog. An evil dog killer. If the vigilante acts continued to punish rapists, murderers, etc., that would be one thing, but the sudden downgrade from humiliating a rapist to punishing a dog killer leaves quite a bit in between.

Overall, an average read but extra points for simply being so different (werewolf-esque, boxing, etc.). I wonder if the author’s clout alone makes this a popular book–fans will definitely be flocking to pick this up, though I wonder if it will be as acclaimed as the Kushiel series.

unholyDavid Brown is a college kid who hates his life. Unlike stereotypical college kids who need to lay off the alcohol/dope, David really does have a reason to hate his life- Ten years earlier (2010 or whereabouts) his father unleashed a virus called Peacemaker, which completely unmade the economy and broke down the world as we know it. David has been moved from school to school, always keeping his eyes down and his shoulder to the wheel. Like his father, he has inherited a preternatural sense for building machines/software. Currently, the next Depression is taking its toll on the population and two factions struggle for power: the shady Domain (aka Technos) led by Dianne Morgan and the Church of Natural Humans, led by fanatic Adam Jordan.

Now, in the year 2022, ten years after Peacemaker, David receives a prerecorded message from his father, shattering the very foundation of all he knows: that his father was not responsible for the Peacemaker attack, but found a lethal virus and was going to attempt to expose those behind it. Now, David begins to put together the pieces to clear his family name. He is tracked by both the Technos and the Church: the Technos want to eliminate him before he exposes the truth while the Church wishes to follow his progress and hopefully uncover enough information to bring down the Technos. These opposing factions take David on a terrifying ride as he struggles to find the truth.

Unholy Domain is a fast paced thriller that never lets you rest. Ronco’s worldbuilding is excellent, which in a way is the scariest part–think about how the internet has pervaded our lives in the past ten years. Where will be in another ten? What will religion look like? The way things are going now, an Army of God whose symbol is a fireplace and bolt-action rifle isn’t that far off. The only downside was a slew of characters that I couldn’t always keep track of.

Overall, Unholy Domain is a great standalone, but I definitely would like to follow up on the other two in the trilogy: Peacemaker and Tomorrow’s Children.

Once you have read Unholy Domain you may want to check out this article about Reinventing Slavery…Dan Ronco is clearly on the right track ;-)

The Tudors

So I have been catching up on cable shows this winter while everything else is re-running. I have an unexplained affinity for period dramas–I loved HBO’s shameless ROME and couldn’t wait to see Showtime’s The Tudors, about Henry VIII, his many women (namely Anne Boleyn), and the political and religious intrigue of that era. Showtime didn’t disappoint–there is plenty of blood, torture, sex, and drama to sate the most avid viewer. Granted, historical accuracy is another matter entirely…

And can I just say…this ad is HOT.

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So, after professing a love for Dexter Morgan after watching the first 2 Showtime seasons, I decided it was integral for me to read the originals– Jeff Lindsay’s 3 books:

  • Darkly Dreaming Dexter
  • Dearly Devoted Dexter
  • *Dexter in the Dark

I love what Showtime did with this series. They made Dexter, a living, breathing sociopath, able to share his thoughts with us in the comfort of our (well-lit) living rooms. Dexter, an amiable blood spatter analyst for the Miami PD also happens to be a sociopathic serial killer. Before you start assuming anything, let me just say–Dexter is on our side! He kills by code, delivering death only to those who “deserve” it.

The first two books are explorations into Dexter’s mind; why he does what he does, the “code” that rules his killings, and best of all, his attempt to be “normal”.  Both are fairly short, entertaining reads. The book’s characters are identical to those on television, but the crimes have been adapted for a little more dramaticism and to last over the course of several tv shows. While I almost always prefer books to movie/television adaptations, the show has done an excellent job expanding on what Jeff Lindsay began, namely Dexter’s family background and reasons he is what he is.

The third book seems to fall off the bandwagon as it is based on the supernatural as an explanation for the origin of Dexter’s “Dark Passenger”.

By far the most entertaining aspect of these books is Dexter’s soliloquies. He tries so hard to fit in that it makes you laugh out loud. He uses his girlfriend, Rita, as a “disguise” to blend in, doing what other middle aged males ought to be doing—drinking beer, playing with the girlfriend’s kids, and going fishing on his boat–all while plotting his nightly slicing and dicing.

Only Sergeant Doakes, who spent time in El Salvador as some sort of Special Ops, seems to be clued into what Dexter really is…after all, like calls to like. Dexter mentions that one would think that they could “have a cup of coffee and compare Passengers…talk about dismemberment techniques.”  However, Sergeant Doakes doesn’t take too kindly to Dexter, saying that Dexter gives him the “fucking creeps”.  This constant battle of wills combined with Dexter’s macabre sense of humor makes for one great series.

*Note—not available until Sept. 2 but thanks to my connections I was able to finish the series last week!

Child 44 Stew


Begin with a rich, flavorful broth (beef, chicken, or, for those on a budget, cat) detailing Stalin-era Russia. Immediately add one MGB officer torn between duty to the State (who mandates there are no such thing as murderers) and an innate duty to find the serial killer who “doesn’t exist”.

Slowly stir in:
One estranged wife
44 creepy child murders (diced)
One deranged child murderer
One cat (the skinnier the better)

Let simmer. Skim often for clues. and cat hair.

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